Murphy's Laws III

1. You will always find something in the last place you look.
2. A falling object will always land where it can do the most damage.
3. A valuable dropped item will always fall into an inaccessible place.
4. You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
5. If you are looking for more than one thing, you'll find the most important one last.
6. A shatterproof object will always fall on the only surface hard enough to crack or break it.
7. A paint drip will always find the hole in the newspaper and land on the carpet underneath.
8. It is never in the last place you look. It is in the first place you look, but never discovered on the first attempt.
9. After you bought a replacement for something you've lost and searched for everywhere, you'll find the original.
10. No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
11. Great ideas are never remembered and dumb statements are never forgotten.