Murphy's Laws II

1. The other line always moves faster.
2. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.
3. Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
4. Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.
5. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
6. If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
7. Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
8. Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it.
9. There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over.
10. Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought.
11. In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of incompetence, and then remains there.