Basic Military Laws III

1. Tracers work both ways. 
2. When in doubt, empty your magazine.
3. Military Intelligence is a contradiction.
4. Mines are equal opportunity weapons. 
5. The side with the simplest uniforms wins.
6. If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove anything. 
7. Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full  of dangerous amateurs. 
8. The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.
9. The most dangerous thing in the world is a Second Lieutenant with a map and a compass. 
10. The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator. 
11. Combat will occur on the ground between two adjoining maps   (Not applicable on USA/NATO).