Basci Military Laws - II

1. There is no such place as a convenient foxhole.
2. The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.
3. The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the G-3.
4. Things that must be together to work can never be shipped together.
5. Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target.
6. Your bivouac for the night is the spot where you got tired of marching that day.
7. Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the General is watching. 
8. The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range.
9. If you enter CO's office with an idea, most likely, you will leave his office with the CO's idea.
10. If you have a personality conflict with your superior:  he has the personality, you have the conflict.
11. To steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence.