Murphy's Laws

1. Nothing is as easy as it looks.
2. Every solution breeds new problems.
3. Everything takes longer than you think.
4. Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
5. Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
6. It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
7. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
8. When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.
9. No matter how perfect things are made to appear, Murphy's law will take effect and screw it up.
10. If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
11. If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.