Basic Military Laws III

1. Tracers work both ways. 
2. When in doubt, empty your magazine.
3. Military Intelligence is a contradiction.
4. Mines are equal opportunity weapons. 
5. The side with the simplest uniforms wins.
6. If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove anything. 
7. Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full  of dangerous amateurs. 
8. The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.
9. The most dangerous thing in the world is a Second Lieutenant with a map and a compass. 
10. The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator. 
11. Combat will occur on the ground between two adjoining maps   (Not applicable on USA/NATO).

Basci Military Laws - II

1. There is no such place as a convenient foxhole.
2. The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.
3. The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the G-3.
4. Things that must be together to work can never be shipped together.
5. Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target.
6. Your bivouac for the night is the spot where you got tired of marching that day.
7. Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the General is watching. 
8. The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range.
9. If you enter CO's office with an idea, most likely, you will leave his office with the CO's idea.
10. If you have a personality conflict with your superior:  he has the personality, you have the conflict.
11. To steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence.

Basic Military Laws

1. The easy way is always mined. 
2. Incoming fire has the right of way.
3. If the enemy is within range, so are you.
4. Five second fuses always burn three seconds. 
5. No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection. 
6. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself. 
7. Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
8. Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at. 
9. If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in the combat zone. 
10. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
11. Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.