Monday 30 December 2013

Some One Liners

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Knowledge is, knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
One careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

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