Relationship Quotes

1. Relationship has boundaries; if you want a lasting relationship never ever try to cross those boundaries.
2. Relationship doesn’t make love, love makes relationship.
3. When you stop expecting people to be perfect, you can like them for who they are.
4. What we wait around a lifetime for with one person, we can find in a moment with someone else
5. Relationships don’t always make sense. Especially from the outside
6. When you don't talk, there's a lot of stuff that ends up not getting said
7. When you stop expecting people to be perfect, you can like them for who they are.
8. Assumptions are the termites of relationships.
9. I don't want to be your other half. I believe that one and one make two
10. There is greatness in doing something you hate for the sake of someone you love
11. Cheating and lying aren't struggles, they're reasons to break up

Why Ask Why

1. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
2. If nothing ever sticks to teflon, how do they make teflon stick to the pan?
3. Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
4. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
5. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
6. Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
7. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
8. You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
9. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
10. You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
11. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Mother Teresa on Life

1. Life is an opportunity, benefit from it.
2. Life is beauty, admire it.
3. Life is a dream, realize it.
4. Life is a challenge, meet it.
5. Life is a duty, complete it.
6. Life is a promise, fulfill it.
7. Life is sorrow, overcome it.
8. Life is a struggle, accept it.
9. Life is a tragedy, confront it.
10. Life is luck, make it.
11. Life is life, fight for it. 

Humours Quotes IV

1. Going to Masque doesn't make you a Muslim any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
2. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
3. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
4. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still at the bottom of the list.
5. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
6. If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
7. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
8. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
9. Knowledge is, knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
10. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
11. The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Friendship Quotes

1. A true friend knows your weaknesses but shows you your strengths; feels your fears but fortifies your faith; sees your anxieties but frees your spirit; recognizes your disabilities but emphasizes your possibilities.
2. A friendship that can end never really began.
3. Thy friendship oft has made my heart to ache: do be my enemy for friendship's sake.
4. Tell me what company thou keepst, and I'll tell thee what thou art.
5. Have no friends not equal to yourself.
6. Fate chooses your relations, you choose your friends.
7. A Friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of Nature.
8. Keep your friendships in repair.
9. A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him I may think aloud.
10. The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one.
11. It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
 

 

Humorous Quotes III

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. ― Elbert Hubbard

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. ― Oscar Wilde, The Critic as Artist

When in doubt, ignore and be horribly unimpressed. ― Laurell K. Hamilton

No intelligent idea can gain general acceptance unless some stupidity is mixed in with it. ― Fernando Pessoa

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. ― Oscar Wilde

If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out. ― Lawrence Ferlinghetti

I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel. ― Terry Pratchett

I don't hate people. I just feel better when they aren't around. ― Charles Bukowski

When I was your age, television was called books. ― William Goldman, The Princess Bride

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. ― Robert Orben

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it. ― Rodney Dangerfield

Honesty Quotes II

1. With death comes honesty.
2. No legacy is so rich as honesty.
3. Honesty's praised, then left to freeze.
4. Honesty is as rare as a man without self-pity.
5. Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom.
6. Honesty needs no disguise nor ornament; be plain.
7. The man who pauses in his honesty wants little of a villain.
8. Lies get people into trouble, but honesty is its own defense.
9. The more honesty a man has, the less he affects the air of a saint.
10. To be honest as this world goes is to be one man picked out of ten thousand.
11. People who are brutally honest get more satisfaction out of the brutality than out of the honesty.