- Going to Masque doesn't make you a Muslim any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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We
live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
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Women might be able to fake orgasms.
But men can fake a whole relationship.
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The
last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still at the bottom of the list.
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Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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If I
agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
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We never really grow up, we only
learn how to act in public.
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War
does not determine who is right - only who is left.
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Knowledge is, knowing a tomato is a
fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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Politicians
and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly,
and for the same reason.
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The early bird might get the worm,
but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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