Wisdom with Fun

1. Advertising is legalized lying.
2. All warfare is based on deception.
3. A weekend wasted isn’t a wasted weekend.
4. A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.
5. A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.
6. Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
7. A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
8. A politician divides mankind into two classes: Tools and enemies.
9. Anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.
10. A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students
11. Admitting nothing, denying everything and making counter-accusations makes you politician.