- Love is losing your appetite; Marriage is losing your figure.
- Love is going to bed early; Marriage is going to sleep early.
- TV has no place in love; Marriage is a fight for remote control.
- Love is a romantic drive. Marriage is arriving on tops curvy tarmac.
- Love is cuddling on a sofa. Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
- Love is sweet nothing in the ear. Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.
- Love is 1 drink and 2 straws, Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!
- Love is watching movie on a sofa, Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
- Love is holding hands in the street; Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
- Love is dinner for 2 in your favourite restaurant; Marriage is a take home packet.
- Love is talking about having children; Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
Conclusion: Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener.
