Love and Marriage

1. Love is losing your appetite; Marriage is losing your figure.
2. Love is going to bed early; Marriage is going to sleep early.
3. TV has no place in love; Marriage is a fight for remote control.
4. Love is a romantic drive. Marriage is arriving on tops curvy tarmac.
5. Love is cuddling on a sofa. Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
6. Love is sweet nothing in the ear. Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.
7. Love is 1 drink and 2 straws, Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!
8. Love is watching movie on a sofa, Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
9. Love is holding hands in the street; Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
10. Love is dinner for 2 in your favourite restaurant; Marriage is a take home packet.
11. Love is talking about having children; Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

 

Conclusion:  Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener.