One Liners for You

1. War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
2. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
3. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
4. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
5. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
6. The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
7. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
8. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
9. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
10. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
11. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.