Humorous Quotes

1. Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
2. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
3. I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
4. He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
5. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
6. The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
7. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
8. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
9. A clever, imaginative, humorous request can open closed doors and closed minds.
10. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman
11. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.