Monday 16 July 2012

Mix Candies II

  1. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
  2. Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.
  3. Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
  4. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
  5. Age has its advantages. Too bad I can’t remember what they are.
  6. An apple every eight hours will keep three doctors away.
  7. An empty stomach is not a good political adviser.
  8. Any clod can have the facts, but having an opinion is an art.
  9. Any man can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in his error.
  10. Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.
  11. A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.

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