Humorous Quotes

1. When virtual reality gets cheaper than dating, society is doomed.
2. Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.
3. If we're not supposed to eat animals ... how come they're made out of meat?
4. Never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth.
5. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.
6. Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
7. Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.
8. The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning, you're on the job.
9. When I was born, I was almost fourteen years old. That's why I was able to understand more easily than most what it was all about.
10. I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes.
11. The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public.