Married People's Smiles

1. Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years and then we met.
2. If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.
3. All men are brave. Horror movies don't scare them, But 5 missed calls from wife surely.
4. All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.
5. When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.
6. My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places anymore, so I took her to the gas station.
7. Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
8. If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel.
9. Listening to wife is like reading the terms and conditions of website. You understand nothing, still you agreed.
10. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. 
11. Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband. The poor King can take only one step at a time, while the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes.