Quotes on Philosophy

At the eve of World Philosophy Day

By celebrating World Philosophy Day each year, on the third Thursday of November, UNESCO underlines the enduring value of philosophy for the development of human thought, for each culture and for each individual.

1. Leisure is the mother of Philosophy.
2. Philosophy is nothing but common sense in a dress suit.
3. Being a philosopher, I have a problem for every solution.
4. We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
5. Philosophy is just a hobby.  You can't open a philosophy factory.
6. Get married, in any case.  If you happen to get a good mate, you will be happy; if a bad one, you will become philosophical, which is a fine thing in itself.
7. The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as not to seem worth stating, and to end with something so paradoxical that no one will believe it.
8. The natural philosophers are mostly gone.  We modern scientists are adding too many decimals.
9. God offers to every mind its choice between truth and repose.  Take which you please - you can never have both.
10. Philosophy is a route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing. 
11. Philosophy begins in wonder.  And, at the end, when philosophic thought has done its best, the wonder remains.

Married People's Smiles

1. Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years and then we met.
2. If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.
3. All men are brave. Horror movies don't scare them, But 5 missed calls from wife surely.
4. All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.
5. When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.
6. My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places anymore, so I took her to the gas station.
7. Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
8. If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel.
9. Listening to wife is like reading the terms and conditions of website. You understand nothing, still you agreed.
10. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. 
11. Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband. The poor King can take only one step at a time, while the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes.

Quotes by Imam Hussain AS

1. Man of pious heart is always bold.
2. Experience enhances the intellect.
3. Man at fault is always worried & in chaos.
4. We ought to have trust in Allah in all affairs.
5. Never wish to have a return better than your action.
6. Person having His support stands free of all terrestrial.
7. Life resembles lengthening shadows; only fools depend thereon.
8. Do not be pleased for anything except achieving divine guidance.
9. Desirous of worldly delights! You must know all these delights are mortal
10. Do not waste your time over anything you are not fit to have for yourself.
11. Beggar stakes his prestige by begging. Do not stain your personality by refusing him.