T-Shirt Quotes

1. I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant.
2. Love all hate none, see all select one!
3. I can resist everything except temptation.
4. I’m sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot.
5. Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.
6. Beat the 5 o’clock rush – Leave work at noon.
7. Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and drive.
8. Stupidity is everyone`s privilege but you are abusing it
9. I may not be perfect but parts of me are freaking awesome!
10. DO you believe in love at first sight? Or should I pass-by again?
11. You are CUTE because you are Creating Unnecessary Trouble Everywhere.