Quotes that Amuse

1. I’m great in bed; I can sleep for days.
2. We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
3. Just remember, if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.
4. We kill people who kill people because killing people is wrong.
5. A politician is a fellow who will lay your life down for his country.
6. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, just try missing a couple of payments.
7. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it.
8. My life is all maths. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying.
9. It’s useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love, drunk, or running for office.
10. Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.
11. If your life is all about screwing things and getting hammered, then congratulations, you’re a tool.

Words That Make You Wise

1. The World is common to all what we get, is what we try for!
2. The search for happiness is one of the main sources of unhappiness.
3. NEVER win people with Arguments, rather defeat them with your Smile!
4. Life is very complicated when you have standards, people call it ATTITUDE.
5. All communication problems are because we don’t listen to understand we listen to reply!
6. Always be a little kinder than necessary to smile without condition as it beautifies your relationship.
7. Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hell in such a way that they tend to ask you for directions!
8. You should be like Hair & Nails. No matter how many times they get cut, they never stop growing.
9. If you walk the way guided by humans, you will find a hopeless end. But if you walk the way guided by God, you will find endless hope.
10. Memories are always special, sometimes we laugh by remembering the days we cried and sometimes we cry by remembering the days we laughed!
11. If a drop of water falls on a Lake, its identity is lost. If it falls on a Lotus leaf, it shines like a Pearl.  The drop is the same, but it's the company that matters.

Pearls of Wisdom

1. True happiness is hidden in making others happy.
2. Keep your eyes open and your feet moving forward. You will find what you need.
3. Life is similar to a Boxing match. Defeat is NOT declared when you fall down; it is declared when you refuse to Get Up.
4. One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness.
5. I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
6. We dream of the perfect wave, perfect job, and perfect house and when we get there... we dream of something else.
7. Sometimes you have to be your own hero, because sometimes the people you can't live without can live without you.
8. If you were in a trial, always remember that Allah has tried his prophets with more to show the world that their faiths are genuine.
9. People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
10. Isn't it ironic that we ignore the ones who adore us, adore the ones who ignore us, love the ones who hurt us, and hurt the ones who love us?
11. Empty pockets teach millions of things in life, but full pockets spoil us in a million ways!

Words of Wisdom

1. Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn whatever state I may be in, therein to be content. - Helen Keller
2. When one has many expectations, one cannot be patient with others.
3. When one does not hope, one is shutting oneself into a tight closet.
4. You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You must do the thing you think you cannot do. - Eleanor Roosevelt
5. Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dave Gardner
6. We do not see things as they are; we see things as we are. – Talmud
7. If you bring forth what is within you, it will heal you. And if you do not bring forth what is within you, it will destroy you. - St. Thomas
8. Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung
9. Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.
10. The most important question you'll ever ask is whether the Universe is a friendly place. - Albert Einstein
11. If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are. - Zen Proverb

Quotes I Like

1. Every Soul becomes gold when touched by the Beloved.
2. People who don't see the light rightly deserve blind rulers
3. You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
4. Nations vanish when they lose the sense of judging the right and wrong.
5. Forgiving someone is easy, but being able to trust them again is a totally different story.
6. Happiness can be found even n the darkest of places, if one only remembers to turn on the light.
7. We make our world significant by the courage of our questions and by the depth of our answers.
8. Life is nt measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.
9. Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak, Courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.
10. Strong people know how to keep their life in order. Even with tears in their eyes, they still manage to say I'm OK with a smile.
11. Life is like a multiple choice question, sometimes the choice confuse you, not the question itself.