Funny Love Quotes

1. Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty of room at both ends.
2. A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
3. While money doesn't buy love, it puts you in a great bargaining position.
4. Love doesn’t make the world go ’round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
5. True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about but few have seen.
6. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman!
7. Love is loving what your lover loves.
8. Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.
9. Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
10. Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love.
11. Most relationships are not made in heaven. They come in kits and you have to put them together yourselves.