Monday 21 April 2014

Eleven Oneliners


  1. Listen if you want to be heard.
  2. Live simply so other may simply live.
  3. Love the life you live. Live the life you love.
  4. If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
  5. Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage.
  6. It always takes longer and costs more to fix it later.
  7. Looks capture the eyes. Personality captures the heart.
  8. Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower.
  9. Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
  10. Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
  11. Most of us have far more courage than we ever dreamed possible.

2 comments:

  1. I don't think that love is insanit. Neither to me love is something temporary. Yearning for the opposite gender, which is curable by marriage is not love, it has another name 'LUST'

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  2. Dear Sir these are some funny onliners just to entertain the readers, I gree with your comments.

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