- Short cuts make long delays.
- The human body is the best work of art.
- If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.
- When in doubt, ignore and be horribly unimpressed.
- Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.
- A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
- Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
- I don't hate people. I just feel better when they aren't around.
- Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.
- The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
- Illegal aliens have always
been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
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