Quotes Potpourri IV

1. Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.
2. The mind is everything. What you think you become. — Buddha
3. The major cause of auto wrecks is a screw loose in the nut behind the wheel.
4. The only certain thing in life is death.
5. Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
6. Take it easy, and if you get it easy take it twice.
7. The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before. — Bill Gates
8. The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected. — Cousin Woodman
9. The cure for boredom in curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. — Dorothy Parker
10. The farther away the future is, the better it looks.
11. The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. — Albert Einstein

Quotes Potpourri III

1. I’d agree with you but then we would both be wrong.
2. I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
3. I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.
4. How does a project get to be a year behind schedule? One day at a time.
5. I can resist everything except temptation.
6. I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.
7. I didn’t fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.
8. I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.
9. I’m not a genius. I’m just a tremendous bundle of experience.
10. If a man tells a woman she’s beautiful she’ll overlook most of his other lies.
11. If 50 million people say a foolish thing, it’s still a foolish thing.

Quotes Potpourri II

1. Advertising is legalized lying.
2. All warfare is based on deception.
3. A weekend wasted isn’t a wasted weekend.
4. A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.
5. A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.
6. Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
7. A person, who never made a mistake, never tried anything new.
8. A politician divides mankind into two classes: Tools and enemies.
9. Anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.
10. A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students
11. Admitting nothing, denying everything and making counter-accusations makes you politician.