Quotes Potpourri

1. A good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving.
2. A harmful truth is better than a useful lie.
3. A jug fills drop by drop.
4. A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
5. A lie told often enough becomes the truth.
6. A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry.
7. A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.
8. A lot of people mistake a short memory with a clear conscience.
9. A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
10. A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
11. A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.

Potpourri

1. Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
2. Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
3. Wise people think all they say; fools say all they think.
4. War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
5. Wanting to be someone else is a waste of who you are.
6. We don’t see things as they are, we see them as we are.
7. We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
8. When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
9. What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expect generally happens.
10. True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable.
11. When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one.

One Liners

1. A beautiful relationship does not depend upon how good we understand someone but on how well we avoid misunderstandings.
2. A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.
3. A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
4. A conservative is a man who sits and thinks. Mostly sits.
5. A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others.
6. A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything, but the value of nothing.
7. A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
8. A drunk mans’ words are a sober mans’ thoughts.
9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
10. A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.
11. A generation which ignores history has no past – and no future.

Easy - Difficult

1. Easy to occupy a place in the telephone directory. Difficult to occupy the heart of somebody.
2. Easy to judge the errors of others. Difficult to recognize our own errors.
3. Easy to hurt those whom we love. Difficult to heal those wounds.
4. Easy to forgive others. Difficult to ask for forgiveness.
5. Easy to exhibit victory. Difficult to assume defeat with dignity.
6. Easy to dream every night. Difficult to fight for a dream.
7. Easy to pray every night. Difficult to find God in the smallest of things.
8. Easy to say we love. Difficult to demonstrate it every day.
9. Easy to criticize everybody. Difficult to better / perfect ourselves.
10. Easy to think of improving. Difficult to stop thinking & really do it.
11. Easy to receive. Difficult to give

Relationship Quotes

1. Relationship has boundaries; if you want a lasting relationship never ever try to cross those boundaries.
2. Relationship doesn’t make love, love makes relationship.
3. When you stop expecting people to be perfect, you can like them for who they are.
4. What we wait around a lifetime for with one person, we can find in a moment with someone else
5. Relationships don’t always make sense. Especially from the outside
6. When you don't talk, there's a lot of stuff that ends up not getting said
7. When you stop expecting people to be perfect, you can like them for who they are.
8. Assumptions are the termites of relationships.
9. I don't want to be your other half. I believe that one and one make two
10. There is greatness in doing something you hate for the sake of someone you love
11. Cheating and lying aren't struggles, they're reasons to break up

Why Ask Why

1. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
2. If nothing ever sticks to teflon, how do they make teflon stick to the pan?
3. Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
4. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
5. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
6. Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
7. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
8. You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
9. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
10. You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
11. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Mother Teresa on Life

1. Life is an opportunity, benefit from it.
2. Life is beauty, admire it.
3. Life is a dream, realize it.
4. Life is a challenge, meet it.
5. Life is a duty, complete it.
6. Life is a promise, fulfill it.
7. Life is sorrow, overcome it.
8. Life is a struggle, accept it.
9. Life is a tragedy, confront it.
10. Life is luck, make it.
11. Life is life, fight for it.